Some people like to keep their pinkie nail long for the purpose of stuffing coke up their nose, I like to keep my pinkie nail long for the purpose of digging boogs out of my daughter's nose.
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3 comments:
...there was a time where i encouraged mom to do the same thing so i could do some mining of the nares, myself.
LOL - too funny. oh the joys of being a mom... pee, poop and puke will never be the same.
JP--I guess my being gross is genetic. ;)
HMD--I've decided that one of my titles/roles in the family unit (other than Queen of Everything) is CFO: Chief Feces Officer.
Because sometimes it seems like my daily routine revolves around diaper changes, picking up after the dog, and dealing with Oscar (preference in that order).
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