3.04.2008

Words/Phrases That Are No Longer in My Vocabulary:

  • Skim (alternately, non-fat)
  • No cheese
  • Hold the mayo
  • "Why no, I don't think I would like to see the dessert menu, thank you."
It's gonna be easier (and a lot more fun) to gain weight now than later.

4 comments:

John Gorman said...

Too bad you don't eat meat. Otherwise you could really put on the lbs fast using these words:
Cheesesteak
Chipotle
Bacon

Sugarmouth O'Riordan said...

When I fall off of the wagon, you'll find me gleefully clutching a cheesesteak in one grease-slicked hand and a fistful of bacon in the other.

I hope St. Peter has a dog. ;)

hh said...

good thing you have easy access to cheese curds now...

and don't forget to ask for extra guac - it's the good fat!

Eric Cartman said...

Don't forget the cheesy poofs and the peanut butter chocolate pancake surprise.