2.19.2008

Please Forgive the All Caps, But...

I SPENT AN HOUR AND FIFTEEN MINUTES GETTING MY CAR OUT OF THE DRIVEWAY BECAUSE IT WAS FROZEN TO THE PAVEMENT.

Holyfuckingshit, I am so over this weather.

Understand: this is not one of those "oh, boo hoo, I don't get to go anywhere for spring break" winter complaints, this is sub zero temperatures for weeks and weeks on end, freezing rain on top of seven total feet of snow and counting, icicles hanging off of the gutters that would split a person in two if they were to detach from the house.

If I could get five minutes alone with Mother Nature in a windowless room (or alternately, a dark alley), I would wreck that bitch.

3 comments:

Amanda Close said...

oh come on, tell me what you really think.

but seriously, am so sorry to hear this... but you really do make me laugh... no little lol about it, I'm talking loud, snortling, chortling belly laughs. also, as one who grew up in the deep woods of new hampshire, I completely identify with this emotion - and as a new yorker, I felt this way about a jerk at the gym this morning... ah, love, life, breath, ARGHHHHH

Vance said...

Hulk not angry. Hulk just misunderstood.

Puny Banner...

jaepea said...

yeah. your furious denunciation of nature totally cracked me up.
thanks.
if it makes you feel that you are not suffering alone it was 23 degrees here this morning....

and it is totally legal to crank the heat up and spend the afternoon in an inflatable pool in the kitchen. i bet violet would love that...

just if you need a little 'change of scene'.