...Like a eBay-savvy, Internet shopping-addicted, sleep-deprived cancer patient that gets *stiffed* by a seller.
Bitch, I have nothing better to do with my time than stalk your every move on the Internerd (made easier by the fact that you use the same login/handle/alias on the myriad mothering/cloth diapering message boards for which you've registered) and if I don't get my proverbial two dollars (ok, more like $90), I will be filing an Internet Fraud report with your local police department.
You've been warned.
And so I go...
3 years ago
8 comments:
I told you, your autographed Scott Baio lithograph is in the mail. You just need to be patient.
And you didn't have to chase me down a ski slope.
You know, I had a friend in college who dated the "I want my two dollars" actor. He dumped her in a spectacularly crappy way. For about a year afterwards whenever someone would nonchalantly say, "I want my two dollars!" she would burst into tears.
If you were to accidentally post her e-mail address somewhere (and maybe her home address and phone number...again, accidentally), well, that might be interesting
SIV--Scott Baio isn't going to be 46 and Pregnant forEVER, you know.
Megan--I don't know whether to laugh or weep for your friend. I think I'm leaning away from the latter. ;)
Pat--It's out there on the Internets so I actually do have access to both methods of contact, but I'm going to hold on to that as my trump card...
I work for a company that is being shut down, and I REALLY have nothing better to do than read blogs and stalk stupid bitches who don't realize the kind of bad kharma they create when they stiff a cancer patient. Kinda like stealing from the Make A Wish Foundation. Count me in. I vote for the trump.
You don't know me, I read a comment you wrote on Moxie's site a while back and have checked in on your blog from time to time.
HAVE you tried to contact the seller some other way? Ebay messaging was experiencing serious technical difficulties recently and may still be. We had a similar problem last week and thought we were being stiffed but it turned out the seller was waiting for an answer to a question before shipping. We never got the message and they didn't get our many messages asking what the heck was going on. So it was all ebay's fault.
Hey Katherine--Thanks for coming back!
I've acgtually tried to contact the seller via eBay messaging, regular email, *and* paypal's money request. Nada.
I've gathered a bunch of info on her (contact and otherwise) and if I don't hear from her within a week or so, I'm going to contact her local police. I really hope she emails me back--I just want this thing resolved!
Or "actually." Whatev.
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