Not Just An Astrological Sign Any More

I really wanted to buy this for Little Miss the other day:

...but (1) I hate that whole awkward "is that a boy, or...?" dance you do with strangers when you dress your kid in unisex clothes and (b) for as cute and well-made as the onesie is, I like looking at my daughter too much to dress her in this and find myself quickly looking away every time I see the c-word.

Jody's a cancer, too.

"Hey Cancer! Leo beats crab, beeyotch!"


crazytom said...

Ah, asstrology.

Pinchy said...

BTW,do you like to eat crab, Sugarmouth? Just wondering.

Sugarmouth O'Riordan said...

Ooh, crazy, how nice one. How did I miss such a asspun layup? ;)

Pinchy!Niebs--If it comes in a shell, I eat it. Crabs, lobstah, mussels, scallops, peanuts--I'm all over it.